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You think you know...but you have no idea

Created on 2001-07-10 10:02:25 (#237975), last updated 2009-05-09

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Basic Info
Name:Kimberly
Birthdate:05-04
Location:Centreville, Virginia, United States
Website:My Pictures!

Contact:

kvan@gmu.edu
Bio
Who is Kimberly?

Kimberly (one name…just like Madonna or Cher) is a nineteen year old sophomore at George Mason University. Kimberly is not an outsider on the media circuit having worked closely with award winning director, Sara Stephens, in her production of “Moll Flanders” a film that earned rave reviews from Bob Margrave (“at least a B+!”) She also played the voice of R&B personality Brandy in an advertisement to encourage children to read. At the mere age of thirteen she produced her own radio talk show and hand carved a wooden piggy bank simultaneously! Kimberly was the original Baby Spice.

Currently Kimberly has dropped out of the public eye to pursue her dream of one day becoming a two star trainer at Ruby Tuesdays. In her free time, Kimberly hangs out with her posse of burnt out rappers including Robert “Vanilla Ice” Van (no relation) Winkle, MC Hammer, and Coolio. Kimberly has been romantically linked to former “Blossom” star and singer of the hit song “Nothing My Love Can’t Fix”, Joey Lawrence.

Kimberly is the real inventor of the George Foreman grill. In fact most of the products you see marketed on television have been invented by Kimberly herself. In fact, Kimberly invented the infomercial.

Kimberly makes her money by selling cigarettes and lottery tickets to minors.
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